Category: Commentary
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To My Fans: The Author Addresses His Base
“Puerile, sex-obsessed…at times a misogynist, at times a bestiality apologizer…”
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Why Utopia Will Forever Elude Us
People who study history are no less doomed to repeat it than those who don’t.
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Donald Trump and the Fear of Death
All those steel and granite edifices emblazoned with his name have long struck me as evidence of a terror of extinction.
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On Turning Sixty
Being of the short term variety, my memory loss in no way affects my ability to remember the last time I had sex.
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Recycle This
So while I’ll allow that self-immolation would constitute a disproportionate form of protest
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No Stars for the Eclipse
As light shows go, I thought more interesting work was being done at the Electric Circus back in the ’60s.
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Proving God by Consensus
The real mission of these people isn’t to share a revelation but to validate beliefs they’re not sure of.
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Why the Yankees Finished Second
Look. We’re all going to get very sick, really seriously ill, and then we’re going to die.
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Murder Kills Death
When we are killing, we become what it truly is to be one with nature.
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You Don’t Know What You’re Doing (or Why You’re Still Fat)
The “obesity problem” to which my correspondents refer is actually a SOLUTION to a deeper and more urgent problem.
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The ShatterColors Author Interview
What’s guaranteed to spill bad chemicals in my brain is arrogant stupidity.